Portugal anda a ser gozado por tipos que usam fatos de treino em ambientes formais
No seio das eleições finlandesas, encontra-se a questão sobre se a Finlândia deverá apoiar ou não o resgate a Portugal.
No seguimento do problema, um turista finlandês na Madeira aproximou-se de Passos Coelho e perguntou se a refeição da sua comitiva viria a ser paga pelos impostos dos finlandeses.
Percebe-se a preocupação dos finlandeses, que passaram por graves crises económicas e conseguiram recompor-se sozinhos. Mas ter lata de se chegar a um líder partidário e gozar com o nosso país é uma grande falta de educação.
Mas para perceberem a categoria de gente deixo-vos umas piadas de resposta:
Finnish drinking game
There are two versions of this game for Finns; regular and advanced.
Regular: Three Finnish guys go into the sauna, each with half a litre of Kossu (Finland's famous Koskenkorva vodka). They each drink the vodka, and then one guy goes outside. The other two have to guess who went outside....
Advanced: TWO Finnish guys go into the sauna, each with a litre of Kossu. They each drink the vodka, and then one guy goes outside. The other guy has to guess who went outside....
How many Finns does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to hold the bulb and four to drink enough Kosu (vodka) until the room starts spinning.
You Know You've Been In Finland Too Long, When...
You meticulously manage your plastic bag collection.
You don't think twice about putting wet dishes in the cupboard to dry.
Silence is fun.
Your coffee consumption exceeds 8 cups a day.
You pass a grocery store and think: "Wow, it's open!"
Your native language has seriously deteriorated. Now you "eat medicine", "open the television", and "close the lights off".
You associate pea soup with Thursday.
Your notion of street life is reduced to hanging out in front of the railway station on Friday nights.
After a presentation, you finally stop asking "Are there any questions?"
Hugging is reserved for sexual foreplay.
You no longer look at a track suit as casual wear, but consider it acceptable for formal occasions. Neither do you see a problem wearing white socks with loafers.
You accept alcohol as food.
You no longer eat mashed potatoes - you eat smashed potatoes.
You understand why the Finnish language has no future tense.
You know that "one" beer means "let's get pissed."
When a stranger smiles at you, you assume he is drunk, insane, or American.
You've become lactose intolerant.
You know how to prepare herring 105 different ways.